For hours of mindless fun, google “Florida man meme.”
Some great examples: “Florida man caught on security camera licking doorknob for hours,” “Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT team promises him pizza” and “Florida man on drugs kills imaginary friend and turns himself in.”
I think most of these are made up by and for people who just can’t get enough of Florida man. “Florida man dies in an explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave” is just a bit overboard. ...