A headline caught my eye as I gathered ideas for this column: “Will man boobs be the curse of legal marijuana?”
My immediate thought was it won’t do. I sensed that once again, writing this column would require professional assistance.
By professional assistance I mean as always, Cindy, my Muse, whose job is to bail me out when I have no sense of what word goes where between here and the bottom of the page. Cindy, Muse of Few Words, Muse of Other, is currently 5’4” with blue hair on the right, green on the left, and shares my disinterest in man boobs.