Here comes Halloween. Should I wear an interesting Halloween costume?
The answer doesn’t really matter, because we all know I won’t. Every year I do the same thing I did the year before. I dress normally and tell everyone I’m dressed as a grumpy old man.
Still, I can think about what other costumes I might wear before rejecting them and falling back on the old standby. I can entertain myself by imagining dressing up as a zombie, for instance. Perhaps a corporate suit-wearing zombie. I wonder how hard it would be to make it look like I have brain stains on my tie. ...