About a week before writing this, I was feeling more impoverished than usual. You know how it is: you can't pay your bills, your shoes have holes in them, and your credit card company tells you that if you keep paying off your balance at the current rate, it'll be all paid off by yesterday, meaning, after forever and time starts over again, and gets back to then. That's roughly 50-85 billion years, or never, depending on how much dark matter there is in the universe.
"So," I thought, "let's get us some of that household energy assistance!" ...