God got bored and invented man
Man got bored and craved woman
Woman got bored and had kids
One kid got bored and killed the other
And they were off
only god knew where
and even he wasn't sure
He tried to command them
He tried flushing them out
He tried educating them
His boy was killed
And god died soon after
cosmologically speaking
as recorded by philosophers
the iconoclasts
the truly bored
And humanity grew bored
and waged war
grew bored with war
and waged peace
until this grew
too boring
And out of this
all this boring war and peace
television was born
unleashing
boredom
unfathomable
Somewhere on another planet
they are watching "I Love Lucy"
Gilligan's Beaver
and Walter Cronkite
telling how many died that day
alongside a laugh track
Regis is coming
— Larry Crist